Saturday, October 13, 2012

Works for Me

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Lots of pink stuff - NASCAR painting their curbs pink, pink cars and drivers in pink driving suits, among other shows of support for the Susan B. Komen Foundation. Is this legit or someone trying to cash in, hoping to set some breasts free for his/ her enjoyment?

Well, you know me - always in favor of keeping our Nation's supply of boobies safe. I'm so easy I'm sleazy.


All joking aside, ladies: Take care of your assets. You know the drill. If I can suffer through a doctor probing where no man has gone before to check the ol' bowels and prostate for the big "C," you can get yer boobies mashed in a machine to make sure you don't have it, either.


jed said...

I bet you get complimented all the time over how sensitive you are.

I know I do. ;)

Jeffro said...

I've been catching a tad on Facebook for this post!

Anonymous said...

I choke on my brunch

Jeffro said...

Didn't expect that, Tatyana!