Monday, February 08, 2010

Condescending Much?

Jeff Danziger is an elitist bastard, but I repeat myself. First, they're called T(axed)E(nough)A(lready) Parties - but the Tea Baggers is a sobriquet hung on by the 'tards over at the Daily Kos and Huffington Post, ironically adopted by participants. So, if you shop at WalMart and feel that government is out of control, you are a mouth breathing idiot who can't fly a flag correctly. I wonder where Danziger and the beautiful people shop. Perhaps it isn't a matter of where they shop, but who they have shop for them.

Look, I get the idea of an editorial cartoonist. Provoke thought with a touch of humor, while pushing for "your side." OK, fine.

But does that mean a Danziger should base his premise on a falsehood? How about just plain being lazy and using strawmen?

He's provoking thought, all right. I'm for thinking he needs to pull his head out of his arse and have a good look around.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

The Exaggerated Effects of Extremely Low Temperatures


Firefox ain't always all that, but it still blows IE outta the water.

Seen here

Lessee Here


Carry the two, or divide by three? Oh, it's so confusing. I'll never use math no how no way, leave me alone.

Seen here

Fries With Your Ketchup?

Well, I gotta tell ya, this is just plain exciting. H.J. Heinz announced (warning, link goes to a .pdf) a new ketchup package for fast foods. As a professional fast food eater, well, this really ranks right up there.


See how you can peel it open for dipping? I always have to tear up the fries box or use the lid from the burger to squirt several ketchup packets to manage to apply said ketchup to fries without making a mess requiring a plate and silverware. Forget actually driving - this is just sitting at the desk at a motel room or balanced on the center console of the ol' pickup. In the truck? Balancing all that on the dash generally ends up with various fast food items and hardware decorating the floor of the cab.


If your burger is too dry, well, the packet can be used in "squeeze" mode.


Just tear off the end to squeeze the condiment of life (fast food division) on the desired course.


Aaand, this ain't no wimpy container, neither. It holds as much as three of the old school packets.

Bravo, Heinz! Y'all done good, ya hear!

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Now We Know


The beginnings of spam - root causes and unintended consequences. The speechwriter contracted out to the Russian mafia and was indicted but never prosecuted for aiding and abetting the illegal construction of bot nets.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Funhouse Mirror


Or, what I'd really like to call this picture is "What I'm Doing To Stay Busy Until Algore's Global Warming Quits Snowing On Our Parade Causing Us To Stay Parked Until The Weather Clears."

Bitter much? Moi?

On the other hand, I really resemble on of the squished flat altered humans on another planet types in the goofy horror movie Phantasm.

Monday, February 01, 2010

Check It Out


One of the more astounding historical stories out there is that of Andrew Carnegie. He was a true American Dream success - a dirt poor immigrant who worked his way up to become one of the first captains of industry. Some equate that term with robber baron, but there is a difference. Carnegie truly embodied that difference, because he gave away the biggest share of his fortune in philanthropic endeavors. After he sold his record shattering steel business to J. P. Morgan, who founded U.S. Steel from this and other purchases, Carnegie found himself with a lot of money. He felt that one of the steps to his success was the free access to books as a young man that a local gentleman made available to him and others like him. This enabled him to start on becoming a self educated and self made man.

So, he set up a process where he disbursed funds for building libraries in communities that met his requirements which included free access to all, a recurring annual budget, the land to build it on, and to demonstrate the need for a library. Another fairly revolutionary concept used was the "open stack." This meant a patron could wander among the books and choose freely, where before one had to ask the librarian to retrieve a specific volume - the books were not available for public browsing. This was also seen as a step towards better communication with the librarian - for recommendations, finding specific information and so on.

Designs for the libraries were often rather eclectic and diverse. Many different architectural styles are represented across the country. Dodge City's is no different in that regard:
The style of the library reflects the sentiment in American architecture at the turn-of-the-century, which was rebelling against the excessiveness of the mid-Victorian era. Designers were encouraged to return to the use of purer, classical elements. Dodge City's Carnegie building features several classical elements. It is virtually symmetrical and features a center dome with large pediments on either side. The door is framed by large ionic pilasters. The simulated stone foundation mocks that found in ancient Roman archaelogical ruins. The upper lights are of stained glass, one of the features which makes the building unique among Carnegie libraries in Kansas.
So, ancient Roman ruins, consider yourself mocked! Think about this for a minute. Just imagine what this sort of declaration about the design of the new library sounded like to a bunch of rough old prairie cobs farming and running cattle, or even the proprietors of the local haberdashery. This (and the dome) was pretty far out there for the time - I suspect even so by today's standards this would raise an eyebrow or two among the more traditional types. But, this old building has been around long enough to become familiar enough to breed contempt. Enough so that it's lucky to be around - I can remember the battles to save it from destruction. Back in my bar hopping days, it was home to several bars and restaurants. But, it's on the National Register of Historic Places these days, and has been more or less restored as a center for the arts.

Dodge City's Carnegie Library is certainly not the only interesting Carnegie Library out there. I'd bet who ever reads this has or had one fairly close by - they were scattered all over the US and other parts of the world. Perhaps not uncommon, they were definitely significant in many ways. Most communities that received libraries were just coming out of being raw collections of housing and commerce. The people weren't very educated but were now finding it possible to devote more time to education rather than just surviving. The timing of this philanthropy was very, very fortunate. Libraries are more than just a collection of books for a community. Carnegie demonstrated how important they are for the development of a healthy society. That's a pretty good legacy to have.

Dedicated to my friend Earl, the Library Keeper

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Forgetful

I'm certainly that. I've always been bad about remembering dates, but you'd think I'd remember yesterday. Nine years ago yesterday my Mother passed away.

Sis and I really miss our Mama. Still.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

It's What's For Dinner


And what do ya know - that's not even a Black Angus. I'd bet it's just as tasty, but maybe that's just me.

On a related topic, there is a picture just waiting for me to snap if all the stars align properly (I'm about gonna have to catch one parked somewhere). A local feedlot has a few cow wagons, and they're "famous" locally for the artwork on the rear of their "pots." It's similar to the pic above, only there is a chicken pecking at the - ahem - fertilizer. The caption reads: "What Will It Be, Chicken or Beef?"

Well, now that you put it that way........

H/T Dave

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I'm a modest guy and don't really want the publicity, but geez, this sort of adulation can go to a fella's head.

H/T Zane