Showing posts with label test. Show all posts
Showing posts with label test. Show all posts

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Apparently...

I'm an immoral, liberal, conservative bastard. According to this test, anyhow.


Of course, Facebook is a neutral source for unbiased selection of test subjects in the first place. "1% are more conservative" and "4% are more liberal" - I'm 99% conservative and 96% liberal? WTF? I can believe the "77% are more socialist" but I have my doubts about being authoritarian. Yeah, that's me - I'm all about regulating everything - which I made a point of avoiding in the questions.

I'll give 'em this - they are amazingly accurate in determining who I voted for and my political affiliations. I suspect I'm being raked over the coals because I feel like there are differences in races and sexes. I've never felt that there should be any advantages for one race or sex in our courts, for instance. But, if you are hiring someone for a basketball center, I don't think it's discriminatory to exclude vertically challenged couch potatoes. If you are Hooters - you don't need to hire fat, balding truck drivers as waitresses.

I guess I shouldn't feel bad - RobertaX scored even worse than me! Heh. Of course, it could be that scoring horribly on this test is a badge of honor for conservative types, particularly since they pigeonholed me as a liberal as well.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bear Attack? Pah!

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

Created by Oatmeal



Just long enough to break out the Blitzenboomer Recoil Monster and blow the ugly ursine away.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Test Your Knowledge


Pew Research Center has a twelve question test about current events, and they also have demographic stats - about how poorly most fared. I missed #10 and #12 - not gonna say what the questions were. You'll have to find out for yourself. Frankly, I'm not real proud of my results, either.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Blog Cuss-O-Meter

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating

Which is a laugh if you're around me in meatspace. Plus considering the next post, even by myself the air was blue.

H/T Tam

Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Booze Test

91%DRUNKARD

I actually missed a couple first tries - got 'em on the second, though.