Monday, April 19, 2010

From the TMI Department

Click for larger - you know you want to. You can, in fact, light farts. I know this because of a rigorous testing regimen in college (living in a dorm - and beer might have been involved). Can you say "blue flame heater?" I knew you could.

And, even more TMI - back in the day, when Moby Dick was a minnow and dirt was new, most of us kids were desperate to shave. We wanted those super cool seventies muttonchops along with our zits and shaggy hair. I'll never forget what my father always said "There you go, trying to cultivate what grows wild around your a$$hole on your face." File that under "Valuable Lessons From Dad." Along with "Shut the damn door, are you trying to heat/cool The Great Outdoors?"

Welp, I digress. Lighting farts is a very, very effective way to "clean up" that area. Just sayin.'

I saw this at my buddy Jerry's place and just had to rip off that picture.


ptg said...

TMI is right. Farts should be heard and smelled, not discussed.

lisa Paul said...

Oh, dear. I know some English guys who would love this. But then the English are the masters of scatological humor.

Jerry in Texas said...

That was a good one, wasn't it?