Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Magic Story

I'd heard this one before, but I just got it in an email again and had to share:

The young businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something

to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't

know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except...the Magic Penis!'
Mmmkay, so I think you'll understand why the rest is under the fold!

The husband said, 'The what'?

The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.

The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said,

'Magic Penis, door!'

The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole.

The whole door shook wildly with vibrations.

Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' And the penis stopped, and returned to the box.

The husband bought it. He took it home to his wife, told her what is was, and how to use it. He then

left for his frip. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife decided it was time to try the

'Magic Penis'. She undressed, opened the box and said, 'Magic Penis, my vagina.'

The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible!! After 3 mind shattering orgasms, she became

very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out... but it was stuck. Her husband

had neglected to tell her how to turn it off, so she put her clothes on, got in her car, and started for

the closest hospital.

On the way.. another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road!! A police officer

saw this, and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license. Then then he asked how much

she'd had to drink...

Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer You see, I've got

this 'Magic Penis' thing stuck in my crotch. And it won't stop screwing me!!!'

The officer looked at her for a second, then shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right lady. Now I've

heard Everything. Magic Penis, my ass!'

The they say, is history.

H/T Larry


lisa said...

Now that is just sick, BUT funny!

Bob's Blog said...

I can't stop laughing!