I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!
If you know of anybody missing a bus please let me know so I can arrange to return it.
H/T Eddie
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OMG, you GOT me, you got me completely and totally. roflmao
Mee Too!
In all seriousness, we don't have roadblocks or checkpoints or whatevvayawannacallem in WI. Yet. The WI Tavern League has very influencial lobbyists at the capitol and want the drinkers to keep drinking, cuz it's their right, ya know.
Got that in an email from a buddy this morning.
Pretty funny!
aaaaaa! Jeff, thank you!
I have had a 12-hr workday, came home dog-tired, and everyone on blogs are dead-serious/solemn/boring.
But you saved my day!
I'll go finish the Port bottle - in your honor.
Good to know I'm good for something! Oh, and don't be drivin' no buses after you polish off the Port!
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