Saturday, April 11, 2009

At the Chinese Restaurant

One of my trucking buddies and I went to eat Chinese yesterday for lunch. We went to the Golden Dragon in Garden City KS - if you are ever in that fine city, I'd highly recommend eating there.

Anyhoo, my pal's fortune cookie read:

Your talents will prove to be especially useful this week.

I said: "You know, people always take these fortunes to mean positive outcomes. What it probably really means is that your talent is being able to wipe your ass without getting shit on your hands, and it will be useful because you're gonna have diarrhea all week long."

After we got through giggling like little girls, my fortune read:

Linger over dinner discussions this week for needed advice.

How apropos.....

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