I'm A Wealthy Sumbitch

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Dayum. I'm a one percenter. Cain't be. Gotta be unpossible.

But we all know that lots more of an all knowing government overseeing every little detail of our lives is much much better. According to the progs, at any rate. And besides, one of the Koch brothers? Are ya freaking kidding me? What do they know about capitalism or free markets?

Oh, wait.

Well, they just gotta be wrong, regardless of the facts.

And besides all that, it's all W.'s fault anyhow.

H/T Kevin at The Smallest Minority