What a marvelous bastard . I bow to the master . I pulled some crap over the years but that .... well i am speechless . Both my survival and my buddys thank god that i was never quite that inventive . For my own defense tho at MY wedding i did ask the bridesmades to dance ( during ) and invite them to the " orgy/reception . The pastor knew both me and the bride , but he still fumbled due to giggling like a schoolgirl . That is the best i can do , but it pails to the master of toast i have seen here .
I've lived here on The Poor Farm most of my life. Located in western Kansas, where the wind blows - supposedly the Dodge City weather station at the airport has the highest average wind speed in the CONUS. It would be the "sticks" out here if there were any trees, but I like it. I really like the spring - when it is calm, and the smell of the fresh wheat and other plants fill the air with a unique "green" smell. My real love is the fall, when the air is cooling and calm, when you breath the air it is like a drink of cool water. Speaking of cool water, my well produces some mighty good tasting stuff. It is hard water for sure - all the faucets have lime on them, but I'll take it over soft mossy smelling reservoir water from the city any day.
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I'd have shot my best man, Marty, if he'd toasted us thataway.
I'm glad Marty didn't - I'd hate reading about you in the papers.
Uh...I would not be amused. Why do people make arses of themselves at weddings? My family would be mortified.
That guy is fearless and creative...as Jabba would say, "my kind of scum."
What a marvelous bastard . I bow to the master . I pulled some crap over the years but that .... well i am speechless . Both my survival and my buddys thank god that i was never quite that inventive . For my own defense tho at MY wedding i did ask the bridesmades to dance ( during ) and invite them to the " orgy/reception . The pastor knew both me and the bride , but he still fumbled due to giggling like a schoolgirl . That is the best i can do , but it pails to the master of toast i have seen here .
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