A US man who wants to be a dog says he spends his days running around on all fours, eating food out of a bowl, and chasing cars.
Gary Matthews, 47, an unemployed IT technician in Pittsburgh, dons a shaggy dog costume each day to become his alter ego, Boomer.
He also sleeps inside a giant kennel which he keeps inside his more traditional human home, reports the Huffington Post.
He wants to live his life as a dog.
I do have an opinion on this subject, as you may well imagine. However, I recognize that some might find what I have to say objectionable. Thusly this opinion will be published under the fold, so if you think you might be offended, I invite you not to read the extended entry.
Hey, if the guy can lick his own junk like a dog, more power to him, I say. And if he can do that, I wanna know his secret. Just sayin.'
H/T Dave Barry
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Well, that explains why he's unemployed.
Snork!
I notice that he is NOT a border collie.
There's a whole subculture of people who enjoy dressing up as animals. I call them weirdos, but they're called Furries.
> I wanna know his secret
Yoga.
(Autofellatio -- you went there?)
Yeah, you know the old joke: Why does a dog lick his own balls? Because he can.
Making a not to myself: do not ever go to Pittsburgh
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