Friday, August 29, 2008

Smart Car Body Kits

So, you decided to go whole hog into the fuel saving mode and bought a Smart Car. Yes, you, the former sports car affectionado. The only problem is that you have to leave your 'nads at the curb to drive one. Now, for a limited time only, offer due to expire at any time, you can regain your manhood. You can go from this:

To this: The Smorevette!

Or perhaps the Smaudi A3 AWD!

The Smamborghini!

The Smorsche!

The Smorsche Targa!

Last but not least, the Smerrari!

Break out the gold chain necklace, Gladys!

Too bad they're not real.......


Mo K said...

LMAO! That's brilliant!! :-D

I guess the SchMObile doesn't need a Smart car equivalent. It's already really leetle and not a classic of course. But dang-- wish it got better gas mileage in city driving.
Tha'sokay. She's purty.

Jeffro said...

Mr. Mo doesn't need to leave his 'nads at the curb to drive your little hot rod!

ptg said...

They are enclosed, nicely appointed, motorized wheelchairs. OK for townies who never buy more than one sack of groceries at a time.

I wonder how many I have parked on top of already without noticing?

Jeffro said...

I'd never have one. Let's say you are on a two lane road, headed west sixty five mph. Wind is from the south at fifty mph. You meet a cow or hay hauler - a couple of the most aerodynamically dirty setups there are.

Is that little go kart going to stay on the road? I really don't want to be in one in those conditions, nor in any other bad weather 'round here.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, this is getting a little ridiculous, isn't it? :)

They look like the cars that kids play with.

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