So, you decided to go whole hog into the fuel saving mode and bought a Smart Car. Yes, you, the former sports car affectionado. The only problem is that you have to leave your 'nads at the curb to drive one. Now, for a limited time only, offer due to expire at any time, you can regain your manhood. You can go from this:
To this: The Smorevette!
Or perhaps the Smaudi A3 AWD!
The Smorsche Targa!
Last but not least, the Smerrari!
Break out the gold chain necklace, Gladys!
Too bad they're not real.......