A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected on this subject.
May this important information help those in need of this knowledge.
H/T Alan
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I wonder if UCLA will conduct a mirror study re: men. I think I can anticipate one conclusion at a minimum:
men of all ages and all physiological conditions tend to behave towards menopausal (and doubly: post-)woman as if they desire to stick duct tape over her mouth and a spear lodged in her chest with a bat up her ass while she is on fire.
Some candidly give justifications.
Don't worry, ETat, women do not have the monopoly on antisocial behaviors! Characterizing men as assholes is equally apt....
AFAIC, men are just as gossipy as women - we all have our networks.
Oh I know that, about gossipy men. They are terrible, terrible!
[said she, suddenly remembering the church lead-glass windows across from hers and looking at her underwear-only heat-wave housedress]
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