Friday, June 03, 2011

Puppy For Sale

Once again with the raiding of the ol' email inbox!
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch below!

Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt!
Hmmm. Jethro???

H/T MoK

4 comments:

LeeAnn said...

I wonder if I can rent him for Take Your Dog To Work Day?

threecollie said...

Excellent! And what perfect timing. I do need a puppy. Thanks!
And believe it or not the wv is "canin" lol

lisa said...

I have a few he could eat too ;)

Dad Bones said...

I wouldn't want him going to sleep hungry in the same room as me.