For a suggested donation of ¥1,000 ($12.94 at the time of writing), the average Jo is allowed five squeezes of a pair of breasts, with all proceeds going to the Japan Foundation for AIDS Prevention. The pop group in question is Marshmallow 3D, an 'idol unit' that, according to The Real Live Web, have hopes of becoming a popular pop sensation – although the fact that this particular 'jun ai' ('pure love') trio were put together by Paradise TV suggests that they might not be quite so innocent.What?!?!? They expect nuns to volunteer for this "duty?" The "singers" might be porn stars? Well, color me shocked! Thirteen bucks sounds like a helluva deal to this tubby trucker. Too bad the wondrous event is clear on the other side of the globe!
I'm not gonna give up hope just yet. Maybe this idea could spread to this side of the planet. It's for a good cause, after all. Who wouldn't wanna jump on board for a good cause? I'd imagine the cost per squeeze could vary depending on the star power (and other factors) of the singers involved. I'd bet Dolly Parton could command a small fortune, but Barbra Streisand would have to pay the squeezers. Just sayin.'