For a suggested donation of ¥1,000 ($12.94 at the time of writing), the average Jo is allowed five squeezes of a pair of breasts, with all proceeds going to the Japan Foundation for AIDS Prevention. The pop group in question is Marshmallow 3D, an 'idol unit' that, according to The Real Live Web, have hopes of becoming a popular pop sensation – although the fact that this particular 'jun ai' ('pure love') trio were put together by Paradise TV suggests that they might not be quite so innocent.What?!?!? They expect nuns to volunteer for this "duty?" The "singers" might be porn stars? Well, color me shocked! Thirteen bucks sounds like a helluva deal to this tubby trucker. Too bad the wondrous event is clear on the other side of the globe!
I'm not gonna give up hope just yet. Maybe this idea could spread to this side of the planet. It's for a good cause, after all. Who wouldn't wanna jump on board for a good cause? I'd imagine the cost per squeeze could vary depending on the star power (and other factors) of the singers involved. I'd bet Dolly Parton could command a small fortune, but Barbra Streisand would have to pay the squeezers. Just sayin.'
H/T Ace
Posts
9 comments:
Thanks for the smile!
I am regressing, I would be afraid to say hello, let alone touch one of these young ladies... but it is a very different culture where they come from. Still they are cute.
wv hypsyne spelled wroung Hype Sin ancient Chinese symbol.
I sense preferences that would be served better in Ukraine than in Japan...
[gallery of an artist A. Ivanov]
Heh. I see a couple of common denominators thrusting through those objets d'art.
With good reason, it seems that mass quantities of mammaries are preferable to the average American male. However for most, it doesn't really matter (NSFW).
wow, those Japanese! they make those dolls look more and more lifelike with each new model, don't they?
Mine has a -- wait; never mind.
"If you love your country..."
Warms my heart - or something - to see those women show their patriotism.
Snorfling at The LMC and Dad Bones right now....
Where do you find this stuff? These gals look alarmingly pre-pubescent, but are probably in their late twenties.
This one was on an "Open Thread" at the Ace of Spades blog. You'd probably rather be forced to watch Fox News than go there! Another blog I steal stuff from (but always attribute - see the H/T I post as well!) is Dave Barry's. Of course he and his cobloggers cover a lot of wacky crap.
And yeah, Japanese men and their sexual preferences? A streak of pedophilia is only the tip of the tentacle, as it were.
Post a Comment