If Only

Compadre and I were driving past where two weeks ago I'd seen a ton of CDOT and CHP personnel stopping and checking trucks (that's Colorado Department of Transportation - mobile enforcement, and Colorado Highway Patrol to you civvies out there).

Me: Yeah, they had that whole turn lane over there packed with DOT and patrol types, with three or four trucks pulled over.

Compadre: Yeah, it's warming up, and they're coming out of the woodwork. We'll be seeing more of them.

Like fleas and ticks sucking blood, eh?

Well, yeah!

Say, you know what we need?

No, what?

We should be able to go to WalMart and buy DOT powder just like the flea and tick stuff. Just sprinkle a little on, and they'll leave us alone.