Sunday, April 01, 2012
My Dad's Hot Rod
I do not have a picture of my father's farm truck - a 1948 or 9 Ford F-6. Imagine this truck painted white, equally dented and neglected and showing some rust. The bed and sides were wood as well, and were gradually deteriorating in the Kansas sun. Dad's baby sported black wheels, with a black bumper to match.
Driving the ol' girl was quite an adventure - it had a non synchromesh transmission and a two speed rear axle. The push/pull switch for the two speed was in the dash rather than on the shifter like newer trucks. The brakes were the disappear in the floor variety, like a VW. It was new enough not to have a floor starter, but it did have a separate starter button on the dash. Twist the key, pull the choke, and push on the button to start.
The brakes were vacuum boosted - you could hear the gurgling, whooshing sound of the booster when applying the brakes - but you didn't want to use them for very long or they'd disappear like a gaseous eruption in a breeze. Windshield wipers were vacuum assisted - but Dad wasn't much on replacing the blades. If the sky dropped some moisture, the wipers were generally a waste of time. You could stop 'em by stepping on the gas, and let them wipe by backing off.
The transmission had to be double clutched to shift it - otherwise you'd just grind gears and I guarantee ya you wouldn't have the strength to force it in. It was a pretty stout tranny with straight cut gears - it would whine it's way through every gear. Newer trucks (and cars) eventually went to helical cut gears to minimize the noise, but that was just part of the ol' schweetheart's charm. Meanwhile, this old relic would just keep on whining and not break down.
Power steering was provided by The Armstrong Company. One did not even try to change course unless there was forward or reverse progress, particularly if it was loaded. Turns were negotiated with careful planning as to how one could avoid moving the steering wheel unnecessarily. Peaked gravel roads made 'er a little squirrely when it was loaded, so ya had to be careful there. The tires dated from the fifties mostly, very weather checked. The thought that one might just pop off kinda was a self governor as far as driving fast went.
The interior was spartan, to say the least. It was a pretty narrow cab, so the dark gray vinyl bench seat would hold two kids and the adult driver, three adults would be an uncomfortable squeeze. The floor consisted of one big fitted black rubber mat. Brake and clutch pedal pads looked like rubber representations of the Target logo. The dash had a big plastic (it was white, so I doubt it was bakelite) ventlike grill in the center of the dash, shrinking with old age. The gauges were minimal - the example above is a customized truck, but Dad's had the same layout. Just not a chrome turn signal switch - heh. That is the correct steering wheel, too, but ours was a bit more worn and cracked. There was no radio. The knob on the dash above the instrument panel ran the wipers.
But, all those amenities were not what made Dad's truck a charmer. When I came upon the scene, it was on it's second engine. The first was an inline flathead six. It had a flathead V8 for engine number two. It shelled out, and the local garage recommended a Chevy 327 V8 smallblock, so that was shoehorned into the engine bay.
Now, this was just an average truck engine of the day - two barrel carb with an oil bath air filter. It was, I'm sure, just a two bolt main block. However, in that truck, it was a performer. I was under the penalty of certain death were I to hot-rod or abuse that truck in any way, and that included driving fast. Mostly because of the tire situation, but still. That truck was a big time sleeper most of it's life with that particular motor. Using only part of it's performance would still hustle that ol' warrior up to about forty five mph in a hurry, which was about as fast as you would want to drive any of it's compadres of the day. It hid it's light under a bushel basket, so to speak, except when we took it to town.
There is a hill on the north side of Cimarron - not much of a hill, when compared to mountains or even in other towns in the Midwest. But, even the minuscule drop off was too much for many of the elderly grain trucks back in the day. The driver might come into town a little "hot," heat up the brakes to the failure point, and just keep rolling through town, through the stoplight (all those years and runaway trucks and there were no t-bone collisions), across the rather high tracks (hoping the aged springs didn't give away or some ancient suspension part didn't fail), and roll on down towards the river bridge until they'd coast to a stop. So, when behind the wheel, one approached that hill with extreme caution.
Which meant the truck had to be in a lower gear, and to stay in that lower gear, no matter how slow it seemed. The lack of synchros meant you did not dare shift it without error, so it was just a better idea to stay in second gear, maybe playing with the two speed axle. In this baybee, that meant the exhaust popped, cracked and rumbled like any Chevy small block would - man, it sounded good. Just hearing it for the first time would astound people who knew what it did sound like, but weren't expecting to hear it from a Ford farm truck! Frankly, I enjoyed driving the old girl.
One time, I was riding with Dad from a trip to town to unload some wheat during harvest. We were ambling along on a wide gravel road headed back to the field, when a shiny new custom harvester's tandem went blowing by us, with the young driver tooting his air horn in derision at the no doubt lower life form Dad was driving. Eat his dust. Well, this inspired the Ol' Man to show off a little. He stomped on the gas and she took off after the cocky driver. He saw us coming, and I'd bet the Mega Millions his foot was to the floor. As we went by, I waved at him and smiled. His eyes were like saucers. Unbeliever is what he was. Dad backed 'er down - always worried about the tires but unwilling to bear the cost of replacing them, and the kid kept behind us.
Quite the machine, it was.
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Moral Relevance
Because, G_d knows, the Castro regime has equal moral relevance to the Catholic Church. Castro has such a history of humanitarian acts all over the world, just like the Catholics. Oh, wait......
Jimmy Margulies - if you really believe this, frankly, you deserve repeated kicks in the nads. Just sayin.'
It's Different
Yep, there's the NRA with tons 'o money throwing it around like it's Moveon.org, Media Matters or something. Jus' turrubul, tut, tut, tut.
Of course, the NRA is diametrically opposite of The Brady Campaign, so there should be some balance in the ol' universe there, right? Except they're going broke. Seems no one supports them anymore. Boo hoo hoo. Sad pandas.
But we still have to denigrate the NRA for giving money to politicians, cuz agenda driven conservatives doing that very thing that us progressives do is bad, bad, bad. Why, there oughta be a law.
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politics,
satire,
second amendment
Friday, March 30, 2012
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
I Love the Smell of Burning Rubber in The Morning
It smells like...........
Victory.
Yeah, you all know I'm a gearhead, and what's more I know I am not alone. Today, I read that the show Alcatraz (never seen) had an homage to the best chase scene ever, which, of course had Steve McQueen as Bullitt driving in the movie of the same name (YouTube link, clip nearly eleven minutes long).
link
This chase scene isn't nearly as long, but you can definitely see the scene setups are copied from the original. The way the driver of the Charger cuts people off cornering, hoping to use them as a blocker, the appearance of the green VW a couple times, catching a bit of air on the hills and so on. While it wasn't nearly as long or cover more of a variety of San Francisco streets and the neighboring countryside, it was still pretty cool.
You know, hammering on cars and making tire smoke, listening to the engines sing their song - why that's better than I Can't Drive 55 to get the ol' blood flowing.
Victory.
Yeah, you all know I'm a gearhead, and what's more I know I am not alone. Today, I read that the show Alcatraz (never seen) had an homage to the best chase scene ever, which, of course had Steve McQueen as Bullitt driving in the movie of the same name (YouTube link, clip nearly eleven minutes long).
link
This chase scene isn't nearly as long, but you can definitely see the scene setups are copied from the original. The way the driver of the Charger cuts people off cornering, hoping to use them as a blocker, the appearance of the green VW a couple times, catching a bit of air on the hills and so on. While it wasn't nearly as long or cover more of a variety of San Francisco streets and the neighboring countryside, it was still pretty cool.
You know, hammering on cars and making tire smoke, listening to the engines sing their song - why that's better than I Can't Drive 55 to get the ol' blood flowing.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
I Bow in Scott Adam's General Direction
Scott, on his blog today, answered if his editors reject a cartoon. He said it was rare, and this one was rejected yesterday, perhaps he went too far?
I like it!
I like it!
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blog pimpage,
cartoon
Monday, March 26, 2012
Found In the Spam Trap
Found this comment by - surprise - an anonymous poster on this post.
Irony? You haz it - you just fell into the same characterizations I was condemning, thus proving my point. Moron? I may be a moron, but I'm not proposing "lunch mobs." I hope I don't get mobbed at lunch. That would be bad.
You are full of assumptions - have you ever heard of the definition of assume? Make an ass out of you and me? Well, me, not so much in this case. If it is proven that Zimmerman shot the kid in cold blood I'll be right there with everyone else calling for his head, because the "Stand Your Ground" law does NOT make it legal to shoot someone over a disagreement. Us gun nuts are kinda touchy about people who endanger others in situations like that, not that it's ever occurred to you to notice. If, however, it is proven that Zimmerman was attacked and injured, and was justified, I'd expect you to apologize for your poor behavior. If you'd been born with any sense or manners, none of which you display now.
Personally, I do not carry open or concealed. I generally have a gun close to hand, just like I do certain other tools as well. I guess I'm also a hammer nut, because I don't go without one of them handy. Or a wrench nut, because I've learned my life is far easier carrying a full set of metrics and SAE wrenches, as well as socket set. Socket nut, anyone? I also carry wire ties, the better to handcuff you with, should you attempt to attack me. Oh, yeah, I use them for tons of other things to. So, I'm a wire tie nut. I just cannot get along without my heavy cheater bar at work, so I'm a dangerous dude carrying that heavy striking instrument with me. I must be a cheater bar nut, too. I bet if I walk into a bank carrying that puppy and scowling, I'd attract all kinds of attention. Better get to dissing tool users, dude. That is what a gun is in the flyover Wild Wild West. You're slipping by missing that opportunity, man.
And it's nice to know you are so proud of your opinions that you sign your name, Mr. Anonymous. I've never met anyone with that name before, so this is all new to me. It's good to see you have the moral fortitude to claim your comments as strictly your own. So, I'll "give" you that. Heh.
ummm, what happened is the white/ latino crazy guy George murdered a black kid who was walking home with Skittles and an ice tea...he flat out killed the black kid in cold blood, and yet you and your gun nut friends spew racist bullshit about 'lunch mobs' which just proves my observation that ignorant/ insane gun nuts don't know the meaning of the word 'irony'...sweet holy jeebus what a buncha hateful fuckin' moronsSo, nice to know YOU were there and I'm sure the grand jury will be calling upon you to testify. Good to know now that you really were an eye witness, or your crystal ball was really tuned in, or you drank the right kind of KoolAid. I guess just saying the New Black Panther Party call him a white guy and put out a $10k bounty on Zimmerman makes me a racist. Hmmm. Not sure how that works. I didn't call him anything. You just did, though, so methinks you abuse the term racist a tad bit.
Irony? You haz it - you just fell into the same characterizations I was condemning, thus proving my point. Moron? I may be a moron, but I'm not proposing "lunch mobs." I hope I don't get mobbed at lunch. That would be bad.
You are full of assumptions - have you ever heard of the definition of assume? Make an ass out of you and me? Well, me, not so much in this case. If it is proven that Zimmerman shot the kid in cold blood I'll be right there with everyone else calling for his head, because the "Stand Your Ground" law does NOT make it legal to shoot someone over a disagreement. Us gun nuts are kinda touchy about people who endanger others in situations like that, not that it's ever occurred to you to notice. If, however, it is proven that Zimmerman was attacked and injured, and was justified, I'd expect you to apologize for your poor behavior. If you'd been born with any sense or manners, none of which you display now.
Personally, I do not carry open or concealed. I generally have a gun close to hand, just like I do certain other tools as well. I guess I'm also a hammer nut, because I don't go without one of them handy. Or a wrench nut, because I've learned my life is far easier carrying a full set of metrics and SAE wrenches, as well as socket set. Socket nut, anyone? I also carry wire ties, the better to handcuff you with, should you attempt to attack me. Oh, yeah, I use them for tons of other things to. So, I'm a wire tie nut. I just cannot get along without my heavy cheater bar at work, so I'm a dangerous dude carrying that heavy striking instrument with me. I must be a cheater bar nut, too. I bet if I walk into a bank carrying that puppy and scowling, I'd attract all kinds of attention. Better get to dissing tool users, dude. That is what a gun is in the flyover Wild Wild West. You're slipping by missing that opportunity, man.
And it's nice to know you are so proud of your opinions that you sign your name, Mr. Anonymous. I've never met anyone with that name before, so this is all new to me. It's good to see you have the moral fortitude to claim your comments as strictly your own. So, I'll "give" you that. Heh.
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blog fodder,
politics
Sunday, March 25, 2012
For Those Of You Who Don't Use an RSS Feed Reader
Rachel Lucas seems to be posting regularly again - she's just as sharp, funny, introspective and observant as always. Still living in Italy, probably for several more years.
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Sunday Funnies
Hah! It's been a while since I've done one of these, plus I've been leaving Jeffy and his round headed siblings alone. Not! I've been saving 'em up to inflict their treacly goodness on you! You shall not escape!
Jeffy will always be an analog kid in a digital world. No hope.
Oh boy, a dog named Barfy is licking everyone! Considering what dogs generally find tasty (kitty tootsie rolls, for instance), and also thinking about a dog named "Barfy" - well, I'm sorry, but this is all kinds of wrong, wrong, wrong.
Uhmm, what? And Billy is kinda sorta the smart one?
Jeffy, it's called egocentrism. You need help.
Be still my beating heart, I can hardly wait.
Humans are tool using primates. Jeffy is.........
It's called egocentrism, Dolly. Look into it.
Ol' Pappy finally notices what the rest of the world has known and wondered about for years! Sheesh!
Funky Winkerbean. Meh. This strip has become morose, maudlin, agonizingly mundane, and completely humor free. And this is an example of how good Batuik is at politics - he's definitely aliberal progressive, and this strip shows the best analytic defense of global warming he is capable of. I advise sticking with a non funny humor strip.
Jeffy will always be an analog kid in a digital world. No hope.
Oh boy, a dog named Barfy is licking everyone! Considering what dogs generally find tasty (kitty tootsie rolls, for instance), and also thinking about a dog named "Barfy" - well, I'm sorry, but this is all kinds of wrong, wrong, wrong.
Uhmm, what? And Billy is kinda sorta the smart one?
Jeffy, it's called egocentrism. You need help.
Be still my beating heart, I can hardly wait.
Humans are tool using primates. Jeffy is.........
It's called egocentrism, Dolly. Look into it.
Ol' Pappy finally notices what the rest of the world has known and wondered about for years! Sheesh!
Funky Winkerbean. Meh. This strip has become morose, maudlin, agonizingly mundane, and completely humor free. And this is an example of how good Batuik is at politics - he's definitely a
Saturday, March 24, 2012
We Don't Know
The Trayvon Martin mess has me fairly pissed off, mostly at the media, the "anti-gun" crowd, and our President. We don't know what happened, period. What the press has been fed is that George Zimmerman, a Hispanic neighborhood watch member and a conceal carry permit holder, called 911 to report a suspicious person. The dispatcher told him not to follow what turned out to be Trayvon Martin, a black kid. After that point, the details are sketchy at best, but that hasn't kept the press and the anti-gun bunch from dancing in his blood.
Two links here - one from Massad Ayoob, who basically says "let's wait and see what the evidence has to say." The other is from Farmer Frank W. James, who boils it down to "I don't trust the media." Both have very pertinent things to say, and you should read them, if you have not.
Some things I have taken from all this:
This guy is a white guy. The Black Panthers think so. If he'd just crossed the border with his back wet from the Rio Grande, he'd be a poor downtrodden undocumented immigrant. But since he took on a black kid, he's as fly as a white guy. He's a honky MF with skin as white as any bigoted KKK member under the sheet.
Our President is a uniter, not a divider. Remember when he said that? I'll expect some comments directed at the black attackers of a white kid in Kansas City who doused their victim with gasoline and hurled racial taunts at him while he burned. Yep, he's a real leader - that denouncement for a racial hate crime oughta be coming real soon, I expect. Jump on that bandwagon, Dear Leader. I expect to hear crickets from the White House if Zimmerman is exonerated, and no one in the main stream media would ever question him on it.
You, me and everyone else DO NOT KNOW what happened. But, let's call for lynch mobs in editorials and hang that racist bastard as well as repeal that DANGEROUS LAW that lets vigilantes deal out their own brand of justice rather than letting the cops handle it. Yep, the press is right on it. Of course, the thought that the cops were called, and this happened, kinda shows how life saving a move that is. Plus, there are several liberal organizations funding all this - why, they don't have agendas, now do they???
Then we have the press. The police didn't arrest Zimmerman for murder. As much as we all like to demean the cops for bad shootings, selective enforcement, covering for fellow officers and the like - mostly the aggregate does pretty well at a job none of the rest of us want. As high a profile case as this is, and considering what kind of political animals that police management usually are, if there was any evidence that Zimmerman was not acting in self defense but out and out murdered Martin, they'd be piping sunlight to him. But, instead, he walks free, which drives the liberal crowd nuts. They've anointed young Trayvon as an angel, and Zimmerman as a bastard white killer, so it must be true no matter the facts.
I'll believe all that if Zimmerman is convicted of murder and not until then. Until then, there is supposedly a legal tradition in this country - innocent until proven guilty. Can you imagine the outrage if the facts do not support the narrative? Will there be rioting in the streets? Bet that'll help.
Edited 04/06/2012
Two links here - one from Massad Ayoob, who basically says "let's wait and see what the evidence has to say." The other is from Farmer Frank W. James, who boils it down to "I don't trust the media." Both have very pertinent things to say, and you should read them, if you have not.
Some things I have taken from all this:
This guy is a white guy. The Black Panthers think so. If he'd just crossed the border with his back wet from the Rio Grande, he'd be a poor downtrodden undocumented immigrant. But since he took on a black kid, he's as fly as a white guy. He's a honky MF with skin as white as any bigoted KKK member under the sheet.
Our President is a uniter, not a divider. Remember when he said that? I'll expect some comments directed at the black attackers of a white kid in Kansas City who doused their victim with gasoline and hurled racial taunts at him while he burned. Yep, he's a real leader - that denouncement for a racial hate crime oughta be coming real soon, I expect. Jump on that bandwagon, Dear Leader. I expect to hear crickets from the White House if Zimmerman is exonerated, and no one in the main stream media would ever question him on it.
You, me and everyone else DO NOT KNOW what happened. But, let's call for lynch mobs in editorials and hang that racist bastard as well as repeal that DANGEROUS LAW that lets vigilantes deal out their own brand of justice rather than letting the cops handle it. Yep, the press is right on it. Of course, the thought that the cops were called, and this happened, kinda shows how life saving a move that is. Plus, there are several liberal organizations funding all this - why, they don't have agendas, now do they???
Then we have the press. The police didn't arrest Zimmerman for murder. As much as we all like to demean the cops for bad shootings, selective enforcement, covering for fellow officers and the like - mostly the aggregate does pretty well at a job none of the rest of us want. As high a profile case as this is, and considering what kind of political animals that police management usually are, if there was any evidence that Zimmerman was not acting in self defense but out and out murdered Martin, they'd be piping sunlight to him. But, instead, he walks free, which drives the liberal crowd nuts. They've anointed young Trayvon as an angel, and Zimmerman as a bastard white killer, so it must be true no matter the facts.
I'll believe all that if Zimmerman is convicted of murder and not until then. Until then, there is supposedly a legal tradition in this country - innocent until proven guilty. Can you imagine the outrage if the facts do not support the narrative? Will there be rioting in the streets? Bet that'll help.
Edited 04/06/2012
Labels:
guns,
politics,
second amendment
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Moron!
I sure don't think the oil supply is endless, but take a look around and open your eyes, you statist cartoonist! The peak oil doomsdayers have had to readjust their end of days scenarios how many times now? We're finding more and more oil than the "known supplies" of the past? The known reserves have proven to be far greater than the original projections?
If you wanna shut out the lights, live in a cave, and eat the vegetables you grow, feel free to jump right on that. Just leave me outta your plans. Oh wait, you want ME to do all that so YOU can live the life you've become accustomed to. Well, never mind.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Link Dump
Just some interesting reads today - thought I'd share.
Bristol Palin asks why the President hasn't contacted her like he did Sandra Fluke because of the mean things said about her - Rush was all over Fluke, and million dollar SuperPAC donor Bill Maher was all over Bristol, and she wonders about the partisanship of our President.
Is there really a "War On Women?" This lady has a REAL problem with the concept.
Everyone knows TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch), and that Facebook really isn't free - the data they gain makes them tons. Just how does that data apply to you and your actions on Facebook? This article goes a long way towards explaining it all - it's a good read. Keep that is mind the next time some app wants complete access to your information just so you can play a game that runs you through even more hoops like a lab rat in a maze. Some are saying sooner or later consumers will have to revolt and demand payment for the use of that kind of data, but for now, we're all idiots and do it for free for them. Personally, I have no hope of any of the average users having the intelligence to realize they're being manipulated, particularly when they still think liking some post or another will automatically drop a dollar from Bill Gates or whomever into some mythical cancer sufferer or the like. Just like the idiot emails (forward this or you'll go to hell, your hard drive's zero section where all the important data is kept will go kaput, you're not patriotic like seven percent who do forward and so on) - it's the same people doing the same thing - been on the internet for ten or fifteen years and have not learned a thing.
Bristol Palin asks why the President hasn't contacted her like he did Sandra Fluke because of the mean things said about her - Rush was all over Fluke, and million dollar SuperPAC donor Bill Maher was all over Bristol, and she wonders about the partisanship of our President.
Is there really a "War On Women?" This lady has a REAL problem with the concept.
Everyone knows TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch), and that Facebook really isn't free - the data they gain makes them tons. Just how does that data apply to you and your actions on Facebook? This article goes a long way towards explaining it all - it's a good read. Keep that is mind the next time some app wants complete access to your information just so you can play a game that runs you through even more hoops like a lab rat in a maze. Some are saying sooner or later consumers will have to revolt and demand payment for the use of that kind of data, but for now, we're all idiots and do it for free for them. Personally, I have no hope of any of the average users having the intelligence to realize they're being manipulated, particularly when they still think liking some post or another will automatically drop a dollar from Bill Gates or whomever into some mythical cancer sufferer or the like. Just like the idiot emails (forward this or you'll go to hell, your hard drive's zero section where all the important data is kept will go kaput, you're not patriotic like seven percent who do forward and so on) - it's the same people doing the same thing - been on the internet for ten or fifteen years and have not learned a thing.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Hate With The Heat Of A Thousand White Hot Suns
I have grown to detest these "animal" representatives of Geico insurance enough that I doubt if I'll ever be a customer of theirs, just because of how they've irritated me over the years. I wasn't too happy with 'em when they were among the first insurance outfits to increase fees for personal use of radar detectors. Now, they just piss me off. So, which one annoys you the worst? I'm leaning towards the pig.
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brain drippings
Thursday, March 15, 2012
That's Adorable
link
This video may me a bit much for work, depending on the humor climate there.......
I think the concept is a winnah! Ya don't have to hire waitresses a la Hooters (with all the expenses), and you aren't refusing service to those who don't qualify! Win, win, win!!!
H/T Eddie
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Recycling!
I'd bet we got up to eighty degrees today. Frankly, I'm not ready, plus I was promised snow with my winter, and we ain't got none of that.
One thing tourists inevitably notice while traveling through the Golden Beef Triangle are the feedlots and in particular, the smell. When it's cold, the smells are reduced. However, when it warms up, it's like all those special odors are freed at once, because the intensity of the nasal assault just seems worse. So, with that, I give you a post from the past:
Ode to the Feedlots
The wintertime masks the odour of the feedlot, you think
When driving by the smell isn't so bad the stink
Isn't an overwhelming presence just a mild after taste
From all those cattle's massed body waste
The skein of ice over the lagoon surface
Hides Natures ultimate purpose
For when the cheery Springtime Sun heat
Warms the copious fetid treat
A fragrant explosion assaults the senses
When motoring by those complicit fences
The Little Tree® air freshener hides and cries
And moans and screams and finally dies
The dense, wafting wall of emanation
Surely is unequaled in all of creation
Overcome by dizziness in the cloud of effluvium
One wonders if there is a requiem
For the slaughtered nerves in one's nose
Flooded like a tincture of fire hose
The Old Timers! Look and see
It's nothing but the smell of money!
I'll agree with this only
When me and my nose are safely free!
One thing tourists inevitably notice while traveling through the Golden Beef Triangle are the feedlots and in particular, the smell. When it's cold, the smells are reduced. However, when it warms up, it's like all those special odors are freed at once, because the intensity of the nasal assault just seems worse. So, with that, I give you a post from the past:
Ode to the Feedlots
The wintertime masks the odour of the feedlot, you think
When driving by the smell isn't so bad the stink
Isn't an overwhelming presence just a mild after taste
From all those cattle's massed body waste
The skein of ice over the lagoon surface
Hides Natures ultimate purpose
For when the cheery Springtime Sun heat
Warms the copious fetid treat
A fragrant explosion assaults the senses
When motoring by those complicit fences
The Little Tree® air freshener hides and cries
And moans and screams and finally dies
The dense, wafting wall of emanation
Surely is unequaled in all of creation
Overcome by dizziness in the cloud of effluvium
One wonders if there is a requiem
For the slaughtered nerves in one's nose
Flooded like a tincture of fire hose
The Old Timers! Look and see
It's nothing but the smell of money!
I'll agree with this only
When me and my nose are safely free!
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Buffalo
I've spoken before about the herd of buffalo north of Scott City, KS that I've so far been unable to capture on camera. Turns out one of the local papers has a pretty good article about the herd and the owners, plus another herd near Syracuse, KS and the family's hunting business and "lodge" as well.
The herd north of Scott City is owned by the Duff family. They sell the meat on their website: Duff Meats. They ship with dry ice and FedEx, and offer grass fed and grain fed meat. The grain feeding is done at a local feedlot. I can assure you the normal feedlot construction of pens is not enough for buffalo - instead of welded steel pipe, drill stem is usually required for it's strength. Buffalo can go right through a pipe fence. They also offer for charge tours for groups during their season, also offered through their website.
They sell meat to a hamburger joint in Garden that I need to visit - Herb's Carryout, and a butcher in Scott City carries some of their stuff, too. Online, the cheapest meat is their grass fed hamburger at about eight bucks a pound, and it's gonna be pretty lean. They sell patties at 85% lean as well.
I've had buffalo meat before, but the last time I was probably a teenager. I remember it had a richer flavor than beef, and it was quite tender.
At any rate, one thing that video proves is that buffalo will chase after tasty treats just like cattle!
Saturday, March 10, 2012
I Don't Care Who You Are
link
This commercial is awesome. Needs a "LIKE" button, or perhaps I spend too much time on The Facebook.
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viral
Jeffro, We Have Good News, And Bad News
Which would you like to hear first, Mr. Jeffro?
Oh, give me the good news first.
Christina likes to get naked
Well, alrighty then! That's damn fine news!
But the bad news is that she only feels comfortable being nekked in front of her hubby.
Damn! She ain't married to me! Crap!
Oh well.....
Pic from this page, more there as well.
Friday, March 09, 2012
Monday, March 05, 2012
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Blowing In The Wind
So, he's posting a picture of a foggy day, so what?!?! Nope, unfortunately, that is dirt in the air. This was taken last Tuesday, and visibility at that spot was about a half mile. Where a field was blowing across the road it was more like thirty yards, and I just didn't feel like screwing with a camera in that mess, on that highway.
We're still drier than a popcorn fart, and it's been windy all week. Tuesday was worse - some areas of Kansas reported straight line winds in excess of eighty miles per hour. We only saw sixty or so. That was another reason I didn't want to be involved taking a picture in the poor visibility - I was kinda busy keeping my heavy gas hog pickup on the stinking road.
What a mess.
Thursday, March 01, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston"
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.."
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston"
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.."
Monday, February 27, 2012
I'm Sick Of It!
I'm sick of the media mischaracterizing the freaking issue. The GOP isn't against womens' reproductive rights, buttwads, they're against having to pay for optional and purely personal procedures and medicines. If you want to use birth control - go for it. Comes out of your pocket. Same as if you want to have your nose made smaller, fat liposuctioned, tits enlarged or whatever. If you want a Cadillac, go for it. Just don't expect me to freaking pay for it. Doesn't mean I'm prejudiced against consumers wanting Caddys, just that I don't want to pay for something YOU want.
I'm gonna get crude here, so here goes.
If women can demand free (for them - the rest of us have to pay for it) birth control and free (see previous) abortions, then By Gawd I want free dick enlargement procedures as well as other cosmetic surgery - because after all, my positive self image is a RIGHT, dammit, and YOU should be paying for it, not me. Occasionally, I suffer from ASB (Acute Sperm Backup), a proven medical condition that can cause poor health. Clinics set up to relieve that pressure should be taxpayer funded (legal hookers, dammit!). And if you oppose it, you are a male hating misogynist, prejudiced against men, and probably club male baby harp seals for fun and wear the bloody furs while dancing around an effigy of a penis and testicles, cutting them to pieces with switchblade tampons while singing Helen Reddy's I Am Woman.
See what I did there? Exaggeration, marginalization, misrepresentation - all tactics that are being used to support my paying for someone else's abortions and birth control.
Look, the whole idea of rights has been completely corrupted. Rights are what the Bill of Rights guarantees us in the Constitution - as far as Federally recognized rights. Each state may add to them, but they cannot infringe on them. Plus, we aren't given these rights by our government, we naturally own them and the powers that be cannot mess with them.
I challenge any of you who think female reproductive rights (including my funding your procedures) are actually outlined in the Bill of Rights to point out which one enumerates that God Given Right. You cannot. If you want the Bill of Rights to "make it so" then get your bad selves right after on working on ratifying an amendment. That is the proper chain of command. But you cannot do that, either, so by misdirection and crummy politics y'all try to force the rest of us to your way of thinking.
I'm sick of it. You want it? You pay for it. Not me.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
I Miss All The Fun Stuff!
The last time your intrepid reporter posted was early Thursday morning when I couldn't sleep. I said something about being back to the shop at noon. WRONG!!!
I woke up to a winter wonderland. Snowing lightly with the wind blowing nine million miles an hour. Adverse conditions, in other words. The kind of adverse conditions that the revenuers think is too dangerous for oversize loads to move. I tightened all the chains on the stupid coils once again, and headed out. If I headed directly to I70, my route would take me directly into the Colorado DOT's Limon eastbound Port of Entry.
Did I wanna risk that? Not really. I went through town. Not good if I got caught. However, when I got to the other side of town, eastbound I70 was closed. I did not know why - www.cotrip.org's mobile site had not updated and said it was open. US287 was (turned out to be a wreck). So, southeast I headed.
But it was ice packed and snow covered with the wind blowing enough to significantly reduce visibility. Were I to get caught by a LEO, my drivers licence would be picking up some points. So, I turned around. That is a shot northbound of the I70 overpass at the east side of Limon where US287 intersects.
I eased ever so carefully back to the motel and called in, and then I had the bright idea to call the port. Kudos to Google for finding the number right off while CDOT and COTRIP do not seem to have a clue. At any rate, the officer informed me that no, they were not letting oversize loads move, but their troopers were reporting that the sky was clearing and the ice and snow were breaking up. In a couple hours, perhaps.
Back to the room and a nap! I had to be out of there at noon their time, so I called in to the port again. I got the same guy, and his answer to my question about oversize moving was: "We're letting all oversize loads but YOU move." Smart alec anyhow. I answered: "Well, that's a hell of a note!" and laughed, he laughed, and told me to bring it on in and we'd go from there. And when I actually got the truck warmed back up and headed thataway, the port was temporarily closed. The roads were clear and I got home easily.
The fun I missed was a week ago last Friday. Right here at my house, on mine and Sis's property, dang it. My neighbors were grinding hay and saw a car hauling hiney headed east between our places. There is a pretty good drop if you are eastbound, and they thought they saw the car catch air - it was going so fast. So, it was decided that the son should go check it out, since the car was likely to self destruct on the cow path that "road" really is.
That road goes for a mile behind the house and comes to a T intersection. There are a couple bad spots where it's pretty rough - little washouts that can get deep cross that road. If one hangs a right, the road disappears into worked ground. Just. Not. There. Anymore. That does not bother GPS units, which try to route people that way to get to my house from Dodge. It hasn't been a legit road for over forty years.
To the north, the road snakes around several washouts that the neighbors occasionally fill in, but one does not drive fast and look serious through there. This driver did, unfortunately. The windshield was broken, and the gal driving was walking on the "road" when my nabe came upon the crying woman. He told her to stay put and he'd call an ambulance and a wrecker. He called the sheriff instead, and they sent all the necessary appliances. Apparently, the ambulance came to one of the washed out areas and decided they could go no further and had to call in one of their four wheel drive rescue vehicles. Turns out she had stolen the car.
A worker for one of the windmill crews had just hooked up with her in Great Bend the night before, rescuing her from an abusive boyfriend or hubby or some such. Apparently, he'd put her up in his motel room in Dodge, and made it to work in the morning just in time. She, for some reason, managed to finagle a ride out to the site and steal his car, for what reason we have no clue. There has been no indication this ever happened in any of the local online rags.
Alcohol was involved. Probably clue enough, I suppose.
That's the kind of excitement I always miss. I always get the stressful drive in bad weather kind, or similar. Dang it!
Thursday, February 23, 2012
This and That
Yes, I'm still alive and kicking - just busy. Thought I'd clean out the camera on this post - nothing very scenic - just normal day to day stuff.
My company has really been expanding production for the past several years, and we've been purchasing more and more trucks - with Cormach knuckle boom cranes for delivery purposes. The standard model we've been using has been the 38000 E4, which has four extensions, has a boom length of close to forty feet, and can pick up 6k lbs at full extension. This is a 49000 E8, which will pick up another ton at four extensions, plus the boom is close to sixty five feet. That's a long way out there for a truck platform.
All the extension ends stacked. This thing is a monster.
This load was, if I remember correctly, twenty three feet wide. From a distance, it looked like a semi trailer being pulled down the road sideways. That seems a bit excessive to me, and I'd just as soon not haul something that wide.
Somewhere in the Texas Panhandle. I set those puppies - four steel 12'x15' 300 bbl tanks and one fiberglass 12'x15' 300 bbl tank for water. This particular company uses this setup in this area - the water to crude ratio being pumped sets that for them. Some outfits have different setups. This same company uses "box" batteries north of Oklahoma City. Box batteries have two rows of tanks with a shared catwalk between them. I set one a couple weeks ago that had four each crude and water tanks, but it was raining when I got done, and taking pictures was about the last thing on my mind after fighting mud and slime all day.
The ol' Binder rolls over 400k miles.
Speaking of the ol' Binder, here it is getting a bath at a Streakin' Beacon (Blue Beacon Truck Wash).
This was all but about three of our trucks, parked and waiting for Monday.
A little further out, so you can see my truck to the left. This shot kinda hides some clear in the back. We've also started buying Peterbilts instead of Kenworths, too.
Monday of this week at Goodland, KS. Winds were gusting over forty mph (and it got a lot worse), and it was snowing. Not much snow, just a lot of winds and slick roads. We were all headed west on I70, but it was not to be, since Colorado had it closed from the Kansas/Colorado state line into Denver because of the adverse weather conditions. Some of us ended up dropping our trailers and going back to the yard, and some stayed to attempt to deliver to Utah the next day. The trailer left of the Swift truck belongs to one of our competitors - he had dropped his load and headed to a motel already. All they make is fiberglass tanks, and their trailers are pretty lightweight. The wind was actually moving that trailer. I'd hate to have to pull that setup in a really heavy wind.
This is the load I have on now - I'll get back home around noon. I detest hauling this stuff - its coiled steel tubing. When I picked it up, it was all nice and uniform. All the company does is strap it and put little blocks for spacers in certain spots. I can get the damn things tight, go down the road a half mile, hit a rough spot, and the coils shift under the chains and get loose, as you can see here. I've already pulled over twice to tighten stuff up. I'll spend a while in the morning retightening everything, and maybe even have to stop a couple more times on the way home. I'm sure if I had some of the pipe haulers' goodies, such as some upright braces, I could drop those in strategic spots to help keep the coils from shifting. However, we don't carry that kind of equipment. I have no idea what we use this crap for in production, but if we never needed any more, it couldn't come too soon.
So, that wraps up the camera collection - see ya on the flip side, as us truckers say.
My company has really been expanding production for the past several years, and we've been purchasing more and more trucks - with Cormach knuckle boom cranes for delivery purposes. The standard model we've been using has been the 38000 E4, which has four extensions, has a boom length of close to forty feet, and can pick up 6k lbs at full extension. This is a 49000 E8, which will pick up another ton at four extensions, plus the boom is close to sixty five feet. That's a long way out there for a truck platform.
All the extension ends stacked. This thing is a monster.
This load was, if I remember correctly, twenty three feet wide. From a distance, it looked like a semi trailer being pulled down the road sideways. That seems a bit excessive to me, and I'd just as soon not haul something that wide.
Somewhere in the Texas Panhandle. I set those puppies - four steel 12'x15' 300 bbl tanks and one fiberglass 12'x15' 300 bbl tank for water. This particular company uses this setup in this area - the water to crude ratio being pumped sets that for them. Some outfits have different setups. This same company uses "box" batteries north of Oklahoma City. Box batteries have two rows of tanks with a shared catwalk between them. I set one a couple weeks ago that had four each crude and water tanks, but it was raining when I got done, and taking pictures was about the last thing on my mind after fighting mud and slime all day.
The ol' Binder rolls over 400k miles.
Speaking of the ol' Binder, here it is getting a bath at a Streakin' Beacon (Blue Beacon Truck Wash).
This was all but about three of our trucks, parked and waiting for Monday.
A little further out, so you can see my truck to the left. This shot kinda hides some clear in the back. We've also started buying Peterbilts instead of Kenworths, too.
Monday of this week at Goodland, KS. Winds were gusting over forty mph (and it got a lot worse), and it was snowing. Not much snow, just a lot of winds and slick roads. We were all headed west on I70, but it was not to be, since Colorado had it closed from the Kansas/Colorado state line into Denver because of the adverse weather conditions. Some of us ended up dropping our trailers and going back to the yard, and some stayed to attempt to deliver to Utah the next day. The trailer left of the Swift truck belongs to one of our competitors - he had dropped his load and headed to a motel already. All they make is fiberglass tanks, and their trailers are pretty lightweight. The wind was actually moving that trailer. I'd hate to have to pull that setup in a really heavy wind.
This is the load I have on now - I'll get back home around noon. I detest hauling this stuff - its coiled steel tubing. When I picked it up, it was all nice and uniform. All the company does is strap it and put little blocks for spacers in certain spots. I can get the damn things tight, go down the road a half mile, hit a rough spot, and the coils shift under the chains and get loose, as you can see here. I've already pulled over twice to tighten stuff up. I'll spend a while in the morning retightening everything, and maybe even have to stop a couple more times on the way home. I'm sure if I had some of the pipe haulers' goodies, such as some upright braces, I could drop those in strategic spots to help keep the coils from shifting. However, we don't carry that kind of equipment. I have no idea what we use this crap for in production, but if we never needed any more, it couldn't come too soon.
So, that wraps up the camera collection - see ya on the flip side, as us truckers say.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Things I Like
Besides Teh Boobies, fart jokes, and hot rods with classic rock, I also like destroying things.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Love Stinks
If you are offended by, well, take a wild guess. If that offends you, then don't watch.
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I feel his pain.
H/T Nunkle Kim
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I feel his pain.
H/T Nunkle Kim
Eleven Years Ago Today
The crash that took Dale Earnhardt Sr.'s life happened in the closing laps of the Daytona 500 in 2001. I saw it happen, and from the angles the cameras caught it really didn't look like a big deal. Network coverage ended without any news. We saw the ambulance leaving the speedway, and that was it.
Later:
About two hours later, at a press conference, NASCAR President Mike Helton announced, "This is undoubtedly one of the toughest announcements I've ever personally had to make. But after the accident in Turn 4 at the end of the Daytona 500, we've lost Dale Earnhardt. link
NASCAR's premier driver was dead. Love or hate him, he was a polarizing figure whose popularity brought NASCAR into the "modern era" separate from drivers like Richard Petty or old moonshiners such as Junior Johnson. He was an "everyman," escaping a life of mill work and tedium for racing.
I, of course, was a fan. Heck yeah, I knew he used the "chrome horn," but if one returned the favor to him, he had no complaints. Live by the sword.....
At any rate, there has been no one to replace Dale in the hearts of fans everywhere. There is no spokesman for the sport that even comes close to his influence. His son, the current most popular driver for nine years in a row, is a lightning rod for many, being called overrated mostly, because he's never won like his father. He is not his father and never will be. What he is - a good NASCAR race driver with a proven record.
After Sr.'s death, NASCAR went on a major overhaul of the cars and the tracks to improve safety. "Safer barriers" on the walls of speedways now help absorb and slow down impacts. The cars are completely redesigned, with larger greenhouses for larger crush zones. Drivers are surviving crashes that would have killed them fifteen years ago.
I have changed my status as a fan - still gotta watch, and I do root for Junior, but mostly I want an entertaining race where no one gets hurt. Death is now and always has been part of racing, but that does not mean I want to watch a blood sport. So, I enjoy the show, and cringe when someone takes a header into a wall, or tumbles down a straight at 180+ mph. I've seen enough death in the sport.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Stinkin' Robocalls
FCC adopts new rules against 'robocalls'
NEW YORK (AP) — The federal government is cracking down on "robocalls," those automated phone calls with the tendency to interrupt Sunday dinners and otherwise annoy consumers.
The Federal Communications Commission said Wednesday that it will now require telemarketers to obtain written consent from people before placing a robocall. Written does not mean handwritten, though — electronic forms are OK.
The new rules also eliminate a loophole that allowed telemarketers to place robocalls if they had an "established business relationship" with the consumer. Now, they will have to obtain consent even if they had previously done business with the person they want to call.
Telemarketers will also have to provide an automated way for people to revoke their consent to the robocall by pressing a few keys on their phone during the call. If this happens, the new rules require telemarketer to add the person to the company's do not call list.
The FCC said it is not changing rules that apply to informational robocalls, such as airline flight updates, school notifications or warnings about suspicious bank account activity.
The FCC and the Federal Trade Commission already had rules aimed at preventing unwanted marketing calls. But the FCC said despite this, "too many telemarketers, aided by autodialers and prerecorded messages, have continued to call consumers who don't want to hear from them."
Well, perhaps. Yeah, it's nice of the FCC to pass another law (I can't believe I just wrote that), but it seems like there is no effective way to enforce the current "National Do Not Call Registry" in the first place. Once in a while, we hear of a telemarketer being fined, but they're never put out of business nor any other sort of punitive action taken. I'm sure this venture will be equally successful.
One reason I'm convinced being harassed by telemarketers never stops is that phone companies make money allowing this. I'm not sure how they could stop illegal usage of the phone lines, or even if that's a can of worms worth opening as far as unintended consequences go (do we really want Ma Bell listening in on our conversations for illegal activity?). But as long as Ma Bell and all her siblings are sleeping with the enemy, we're gonna have telemarketers who don't follow the rules.
Monday, February 13, 2012
This Is the Last Song
Andrea Harris posits that men in general feel it is necessary to inform women of the meaning of Don McLean's American Pie. That may be, even though I feel no compulsion to educate women about what McLean was talking about. She then calls the song overrated. I couldn't agree more.
There are some songs that we just cannot stomach out there, and this is one of them for me. It isn't the melody - it's the subject matter. It seems rather arrogant to presume that music died when Buddy Holly was killed in a plane crash. Hey, even the Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens were killed in the same crash, and somehow the "music" has continued. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, half of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kurt Cobain and so many other musicians have died before their time, and ol Don didn't have a peep to say about them. I'd think Morrison or Hendrix would have some sort of claim of influence that might just be a tad bit more relevant than Buddy Holly. Just sayin.'
Next up on my list is Carly Simon's You're So Vain.
Then we have Jackson Browne's Load Out/Stay. It was sweet the first hundred or two times. Yeah, he's thanking his crew, which is nice. Every time it plays on the radio - just about ten minutes of my life I'd like back. Please. Enough. I got it. You're welcome Mr. Browne, from the crew. For the nine millionth time already. Move on - please!
This next one is kinda obscure, but my teeth ache when I hear it. Edward Bear's Last Song.
Another one way down the scale of hatred is Meat Loaf's Paradise By the Dashboard Lights. Way back, when Moby Dick was just a minnow and this song was new - I couldn't stand it. Now? It's a kind of fun song from the old days, and I actually find myself singing along. I know all the words. I may just kill myself and get it over quick and painlessly yet.
And yet one more in the category of past hatred hotter than a thousand suns but time has mellowed it to a mild simmer: Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. I remember one of my serious musician friends whose musical tastes we all respected claimed this was the worst song from the whole album A Night At The Opera. But, once again, time has pulled the teeth from the serpent of enmity.
This was just the sort of song that suited Freddie Mercury's flamboyant style. He's dead now too, and I don't hear ol' Don singing about him, either, and frankly, Freddie was a far bigger star than Buddy Holly ever hoped to be.
There are some songs that we just cannot stomach out there, and this is one of them for me. It isn't the melody - it's the subject matter. It seems rather arrogant to presume that music died when Buddy Holly was killed in a plane crash. Hey, even the Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens were killed in the same crash, and somehow the "music" has continued. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, half of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kurt Cobain and so many other musicians have died before their time, and ol Don didn't have a peep to say about them. I'd think Morrison or Hendrix would have some sort of claim of influence that might just be a tad bit more relevant than Buddy Holly. Just sayin.'
Next up on my list is Carly Simon's You're So Vain.
You probably think this song is about you.What? You mean it isn't? Just WTF are you talkin' 'bout here, Carly, if not this particular asshole? Just who do you think you are shittin' here? Credibility now = zero. This clown might be a total waste, but now we know you and the truth are separate entities.
Then we have Jackson Browne's Load Out/Stay. It was sweet the first hundred or two times. Yeah, he's thanking his crew, which is nice. Every time it plays on the radio - just about ten minutes of my life I'd like back. Please. Enough. I got it. You're welcome Mr. Browne, from the crew. For the nine millionth time already. Move on - please!
This next one is kinda obscure, but my teeth ache when I hear it. Edward Bear's Last Song.
This is the last song I'll ever write for you.Thank Gawd. Are we done yet? No? Gotta drag it out some more? Maybe she left because of your crappy songs - ever think of that? Apparently not, because she came back and told him why she left, and thus, another song. Whee. Just. Can't. Contain. My. Excitement.
Another one way down the scale of hatred is Meat Loaf's Paradise By the Dashboard Lights. Way back, when Moby Dick was just a minnow and this song was new - I couldn't stand it. Now? It's a kind of fun song from the old days, and I actually find myself singing along. I know all the words. I may just kill myself and get it over quick and painlessly yet.
And yet one more in the category of past hatred hotter than a thousand suns but time has mellowed it to a mild simmer: Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. I remember one of my serious musician friends whose musical tastes we all respected claimed this was the worst song from the whole album A Night At The Opera. But, once again, time has pulled the teeth from the serpent of enmity.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! will you do the Fandango!?!
This was just the sort of song that suited Freddie Mercury's flamboyant style. He's dead now too, and I don't hear ol' Don singing about him, either, and frankly, Freddie was a far bigger star than Buddy Holly ever hoped to be.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
In Honor of....
The Firefly marathon on The Science Channel today:
Christina Hendricks as Saffron.
Yep, pretty much. After much reflection and soul searching, of course. Uh huh.
Christina Hendricks as Saffron.
Yep, pretty much. After much reflection and soul searching, of course. Uh huh.
A Cat Named Lucky
If you were expecting a heart-wrenching story
about a cat that got run over by a truck,
lost a leg, and dragged itself 100 kilometers
after being bitten by a poisonous snake....
W R O N G!
about a cat that got run over by a truck,
lost a leg, and dragged itself 100 kilometers
after being bitten by a poisonous snake....
W R O N G!
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Y'all Do Me A Favor, Willya?
My long time internet pal Chris Byrne, better known as the blogger The Anarchangel, has just informed the blogging world that his mother passed away today. She has been fighting cancer for years, and this day inexorably arrived. Even though the family knew it was coming, that does not make it any easier.
My sister and I know that for a fact.
So, as a favor to me, please go and leave your condolences to Chris and Melody. I know if it were me, I'd appreciate it.
My sister and I know that for a fact.
So, as a favor to me, please go and leave your condolences to Chris and Melody. I know if it were me, I'd appreciate it.
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Friday, February 10, 2012
Tuesday, February 07, 2012
Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar
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If you were watching the Super Bowl on Sunday, chances are you saw this video. Made by the Chrysler Corporation, it features Clint Eastwood using football allegories "It's halftime in America" and so on. My initial impression was that I liked it, even though I am well aware that the city of Detroit has not recovered, and has large tracts of wasteland - abandoned buildings that are succumbing to nature. It was definitely a rah rah yay Team America kind of commercial, ignoring some pretty serious shortcomings. Even though, I still enjoyed it. I thought it was nice to hear something positive for a change.
But, oh boy, have Clint and Chrysler ever been put on the grill, and on high, even.
When asked about it on Fox News today, former GW Bush advisor Karl Rove said he was “offended” by the ad and accused the Obama’s “political minions” of “using our tax dollars to buy corporate advertising.”
The arguments are that the ad is just a shill for Obama, because it was Teh Won who ordered up the stimulus money that bailed out Chrysler and GM (who isn't even mentioned in the ad), and it's implicitly giving support and thanks for the turn around to Obama - and what's more, it's with our tax money. Our bailout bucks made that ad possible. Social media has erupted. Us conservatives can't watch Clint anymore, cuz he's an Obama supporter. Clint didn't go for it:
"I just want to say that the spin stops with you guys, and there is no spin in that ad. On this I am certain.
Mmmmmkay.
Let's examine the ad a bit more. The first time I saw it, the Dodge Ram pickup, the outside shot of the green Jeep, and the little SUVs really didn't register. But they are there. So, Clint was wrong - there are Chrysler cars in the spot - but how wrong is wrong? The products were hardly showcased in any way, and the ad would have worked with Ford or GM products in it as well. This was not an ad for Chrysler per se, it was an ad for their Imported From Detroit campaign.
Was it in fact some sort of subliminal ad for Obama? Yannow, for all of us political addicts, the connection can be seen. Obama funds Chrysler. Chrysler makes a comeback on the backs of taxpayers. Chrysler makes a commercial celebrating the comeback, so therefore, it follows that Obama is being thanked and credited for his actions, as well as being condoned. If then this, then that, so this also must follow.
However, this commercial wasn't made for those of us in the trench warfare that is partisan politics. Nope, this was made for Joe Sixpack, watching the last and hopefully best football game of the season, who may or may not be aware of the bailouts and their ramifications, but at the moment is just wanting to see the extravaganza. Not looking for obscure connections. Not a member of the perpetually butt hurt. Not caring much one way or the other about scoring points politically. Points on the football scoreboard, hell yes. The bitter political landscape? Not so much.
So yeah, it glosses over a bunch of minefields. It's propaganda, pure and simple. But sheesh, I gotta go with it being a piece of good hearted dogma, suitable for a Super Bowl, meaning to make us all feel a little bit better about ourselves. That's the way I'm gonna look at it, like it or not.
Sunday, February 05, 2012
Saturday, February 04, 2012
Friday, February 03, 2012
Might Get "Lucky" Yet, IYKWIMAITTYD!
Yee Haw! Just so happens I've got an Android phone! I'm in bidness, baybee!
Hah! Suck it, iPhone fanbois (and gurlz)! Y'all just keep messin' with yer coworkers, see where that gets ya! And Blackberry users - drink up!
H/T Dave Barry
Sex on first date more likely for Android users
The type of smartphone you use can reveal a lot about your love life and dating style, according to a new survey.
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Among the findings:
People who use Android phones are more likely to have sex on a first date, 62 per cent, compared to 57 per cent of iPhone users and 48 per cent of BlackBerry users.
Android phone users are also more likely to partake in one-night stands, 55 per cent, compared to 50 per cent of iPhone users and 47.6 per cent of BlackBerry users.
At 72 per cent, Android users were also the most active on online dating websites, compared to 58 per cent of those with iPhones and 50 per cent of people who have BlackBerrys.
iPhone users were most likely to date in the workplace with nearly 25 per cent saying they have dated a co-worker in the last five years.
BlackBerry users were the most likely to consume alcohol on a first date — 72 per cent.
Hah! Suck it, iPhone fanbois (and gurlz)! Y'all just keep messin' with yer coworkers, see where that gets ya! And Blackberry users - drink up!
H/T Dave Barry
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