Friday, June 22, 2012

Getting Married?



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We all just thought we'd seen how the dignity of the White House had been compromised. Turns out there is no bottom. You should go there just to read some of the comments. Some are (ironically) proposing that Obama ask for blood and other human substances (leaving that up to your imagination) to help fund his campaign. Progressive Sperm for Obama?


Consider my mind boggled.

H/T Clayton Cramer

7 comments:

lotta joy said...

How about if I pledge all my sperm to keep him in office and all my blood to get him out.

Jeffro said...

Save your blood, I'm thinking. It sure seems like their Administration is spiraling down the ol' toilet even faster every week.

drjim said...

Well, isn't that where SHIT is supposed to go?

Jeffro said...

I look at this bit of news as proof that it's damn sure rolling downhill, anyways, drjim.

Jess said...

The Obama campaign is hemorrhaging, even with a lot of free transportation. With them getting this desperate this early, I'm thinking they'll be bled out by October.

Jeffro said...

Sure hope so, Jess.

lotta joy said...

Vampires don't bleed out. They suck until we're nothing but husks.