President Barack Obama is reflected in the Vietnam Veterans Memorial wall as he delivers remarks during the 50th Anniversary of the Vietnam War commemoration ceremony in Washington, D.C., May 28, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
I am completely reassured by the fact that Our Dear Leader is continually pursuing his self image. I'm sure that will help lower unemployment, set a budget, get us out of Afghanistan, solve the banking and automotive crises, solve the energy crisis, control the out of control spending, eliminate cronyism and corruption (a la Soylandra), keep our relationship with Israel on a positive footing, keep our image high in the Middle East, keep Hu Jintao and Vladimir Putin in check, keep the Taliban down, keep our borders secure, keep us safe from terrorism, stop the erosion of our personal Constitutionally guaranteed freedoms, help create more domestic jobs, and promote increased business opportunities.
None of which he's managed so far. But he looks good, and when his teleprompter is on, sounds good too. Plus, he looks good on The View and late night television. That certainly helps. I feel so much better now.