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Hedonistic musings from the rural point of view
We do not rent pigs
Well, feed the French and kill the Germans
You made my sphincter eat my underpants
Fire Donations
Blogs I Read Regularly
- A Train Wreck In Maxwell
- Alphecca
- Back Home Again
- Bob's Blog
- Brobunch - Kathy B.'s adventures
- Buy A Gun Day
- Cedar View Paint Horses
- Corn, Beans, Spent Brass, An Empty Page And A Deadline
- Cowgirl Confessions
- Creaky Pavilion (ETat!)
- Dennisranch's Weblog
- Dr. Amy Mainzer at Cosmic Diary
- Dustbury
- Every Blade of Grass
- Fetch My Flying Monkeys
- Freedom Sight
- Hillary Will, Top Fuel Driver
- Just The Library Keeper
- Left Coast Cowboys
- Life On The Road
- Look, A Baby Wolf!
- Lurking Rhythmically
- Mickey's Heavy Haul
- Morning Glory
- Much Ado About Nothing
- Neanderpundit
- Never Wanted Nothin' More
- Northview Dairy
- Plains Feeder
- Primordial Slack
- ROAD RAGE (Little Trucker) Wow! A cute gurl flatbedder!
- RT's Pondering
- Rachel Lucas (yep, she's back!)
- Ranching Mom
- Restrictor Plate This
- Scratching to Escape
- Serenity's Journal
- Six Degrees of Blondness
- Southview Farm
- Stock Car Science
- The Adventures of Roberta X
- The Anarchangel
- The Comics Curmudgeon
- The Crimson Kitchen
- The Local Malcontent
- The McGehee Zone
- The Other Side of Kim
- The Smallest Minority
- The View From the Porch
- Tools of Renewal
- Traction Control
- Witless Relocation Program
- finding me
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- Anywhere But Here (TX)
- Big Stick Libertarian (MD)
- Cranky-D (At-L)
- Dustbury (OK)
- Half a Pica Distance (TN)
- Hatless in Hattiesburg (TX)
- It Comes in Pints? (At-L)
- LeatherPenguin (NY)
- Local Malcontent (OK)
- On the Other Foot (WA)
- Prudence Ponder (GA)
- Snugg Harbor (IL)
- The McGehee Zone (GA)
- The Poor Farm (KS)
- The Return of the Twisted Spinster (FL)
- The View From Out Here (OH)
- Vodkapundit (CO)
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- I Like Mazes
- I Never Think of This Stuff
- Really Like This Quote
- What Goes Around....
- Awesome!
- Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch
- Mr. "Winning" Sends Me a Warning
- The Answer My Friend Is Blowin' In The Wind
- Can You Say Cheesy?
- Now, For A Limited Time Only!!!!
- Can’t Call Her Molly Anymore, Either
- Howza Bout Them Budget Cuts?
- Form 1040 OMG
- The Power of Words
- Mists of Arid
- Because It's There
- A Rather Unique Windsock
- A Phone Call
- My Father
- Sometimes, The Cat Wins
- New App!
- Train Songs
- WWII In Color
- The Grass Is Always Greener Department
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About Me
- Jeffro
- I've lived here on The Poor Farm most of my life. Located in western Kansas, where the wind blows - supposedly the Dodge City weather station at the airport has the highest average wind speed in the CONUS. It would be the "sticks" out here if there were any trees, but I like it. I really like the spring - when it is calm, and the smell of the fresh wheat and other plants fill the air with a unique "green" smell. My real love is the fall, when the air is cooling and calm, when you breath the air it is like a drink of cool water. Speaking of cool water, my well produces some mighty good tasting stuff. It is hard water for sure - all the faucets have lime on them, but I'll take it over soft mossy smelling reservoir water from the city any day.
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3 comments:
OMG, laughing my poor gizzard right out here. Great stuff!
As a followup, I called and left a message on what I think is animal control's voicemail. Could just be a random voicemail, since all I could hear was clicking and barking.
"Hi, you might have some goats there, one girl and one allegedly boy? Please call me if no one bails them out of goat jail. My sister in law is in the mood. Thanks."
Followup voicemail immediately after.
"Oh gawd, in the mood to adopt them. Not... oh gawd."
Snork! Nothing like a little foot in mouth for the aperitif for the day.
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