Got this today:
Royal Bank of Scotland Group PLCMmkaaayyy....
36 St Andrew Square
Edinburgh SCO EH2 2YB
United Kingdom
TEL: +44 (703) 597 3539
Fax: +44 (700) 606 8001
Dear customer,
We wish to inform you of the status of your online account with us. Your account has been inactive for a few months later, we make our system upgrade.
We noticed that your information has been removed from our system and we
have not been able to contact you about your account before we upgraded
our system. However, we want you to contact us urgently so we can update
your account online. Currently, only the balance of (£ 10,500,000.00
GBP)is in your account after the upgrade on our system.
We will send you your account online log in and password as soon as we
hear from you so that you can see the status of your online account and
verification.
Thank you.
Guy Whittaker
Chief Financial Officer
Royal Bank of Scotland Group
Wowee - a bank where I've never opened an account is emailing me (yes, moi!) that they have upgraded their system and it shows I've got a HUGE frikkin' balance! Never mind the ethics of the situation - hell, it's a big bank - they can afford a screw up once in a while, so YAY! Gotta take advantage of this deal! Even considering the money has to come from somewhere - it probably would be from some rich Scottish dude, not a bunch of widows, orphans and nuns or anything. They wouldn't miss it either. Or maybe it's like a genie and three wishes - the money just appeared like magic! Kinda like how Teh Won sees funding for his projects!
I'd better be calling - what could go wrong?
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3 comments:
Scotland - that's a new twist. At least it's not Nigerian drug money!
OMG OMG OMG You should so totally contact them with ALL your information!
They lost your bank account number, too?
I'm beginning to think these guys aren't that good of a bank. I sent them my account information and then they wanted my PIN, and I thought "But you should already know my PIN, right?"
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