Anon: thanks for dropping by and showing us your bravery and character by hiding behind the anonymity of the internet. Considering the high amount of fortitude you possess, I consider your supposed slam to be words of high praise, especially considering the source.
Then, I looked at my Sitemeter and found the info above. This clown was looking for "hogster dancers?" ROFL. Still ROFL. Finally just LMAO now.
I've lived here on The Poor Farm most of my life. Located in western Kansas, where the wind blows - supposedly the Dodge City weather station at the airport has the highest average wind speed in the CONUS. It would be the "sticks" out here if there were any trees, but I like it. I really like the spring - when it is calm, and the smell of the fresh wheat and other plants fill the air with a unique "green" smell. My real love is the fall, when the air is cooling and calm, when you breath the air it is like a drink of cool water. Speaking of cool water, my well produces some mighty good tasting stuff. It is hard water for sure - all the faucets have lime on them, but I'll take it over soft mossy smelling reservoir water from the city any day.