The Golden Tampon
Lifetime Achievement Award
A decorative work of art to commemorate that you've done your Tampon Time and you're Free At Last!
Give it to your partner or spouse, your best friend, or even yourself!
Makes a great menopausal gift or post-menopausal gift although it's probably not a minstrel gift.
Celebrate newfound liberation with The Change! Freedom from The Curse!
Get some of the best medicine, as they say. Laugh off those hot flashes!
Hoo, boy. Just when you think you've seen it all, well, you are wrong.
H/T Ace of Spades
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