Sunday, December 07, 2008

Where Does He Find This Stuff?

I speak, of course, of Charles G. Hill of Dustbury. Yes, I know he suffers from a sleep disorder and is up half the night surfing the web, but still - he finds some pretty esoteric and just plain cool thangs on the intertubes.

From The Dada Server:

The DADA server has worked your data through its gears and cables and little electric thingies that squeak and hide whenever we turn on the lights. DADA has converted its ordinary electrons into that which is DADA. Guaranteed to be not only accurate and true but supplemented with 150% of your recommended daily supply of DADA. Please do not use this information for commercial purposes or for squelching the other parrots in the bathroom.


Your secret name is eucher.
The animal which symbolizes you is Dalai Lama.
The color of your soul is blue balls.
The celebrity you most resemble is 16:20.
Your special pain or illness is tumescent.
Your most important time of day is woman.
The shape of your life is Gunther.
And the flavor which identifies you most is Spotted dick.
Thank you for playing, the police have been notified.

My related note: My favorite topping for vanilla ice cream is solid state transistors.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, you just have to keep your eyes open. The bizarre is everywhere. This is an oldie, but a goodie, from the nascent days of the WWW. The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Solid state transistors? I figured you more for a burnt carbon guy, myself.

CGHill said...

Actually, my bedtime is 10:30 or thereabouts, later on weekends. As to where I find this stuff, I do try to point to my source.

Anonymous said...

Well, just for the halibut --

Your secret name is vanilla.
The animal which symbolizes you is Rhiannon.
The color of your soul is lemur.
The celebrity you most resemble is magenta.
Your special pain or illness is Reese Witherspoon.
Your most important time of day is being stapled to death.
The shape of your life is yogurt.
And the flavor which identifies you most is dodecahedron.

Not that there's any real porpoise.

Jeffro said...

Jed, I could stand Reese Witherspoon as a pain. But only on a ketchup sailboat.

Yah Chaz, you always attribute where you get this stuff - but you manage to come up with such a wide variety of cool things in your trips around the intertubes. And I know you visit your blogroll fairly regularly, too. That is a huge undertaking!

I enjoy the wide variety of topics you cover each day - my intent was supposed to be a sort of backhanded compliment.