It's Time

To pile on Family Circus. Some bloggers are bronies and carry on about the My Little Pony universe. With me, you get roundhead disdain.

To steal a line from Peanuts - Good Grief! I'd say Dolly was potty trained way, way too early as picky as she is now. God help the rest of us as she grows up.

It's probably just as well that I'm not a parent. Were she my kid, I'd be telling her:

I told you to go outside with that. If you've dented up the ceiling in your bedroom, you will be paying for the repairs out of your allowance. Which means you probably won't be getting an allowance until you leave the house. Now get outside with that before I warm up your butt.

I'd probably get arrested for spanking a kid in this brave new world.