Thursday, October 24, 2013

Goin' To The Dogs

link

A US man who wants to be a dog says he spends his days running around on all fours, eating food out of a bowl, and chasing cars.
Gary Matthews, 47, an unemployed IT technician in Pittsburgh, dons a shaggy dog costume each day to become his alter ego, Boomer.
He also sleeps inside a giant kennel which he keeps inside his more traditional human home, reports the Huffington Post.

He wants to live his life as a dog.

I do have an opinion on this subject, as you may well imagine. However, I recognize that some might find what I have to say objectionable. Thusly this opinion will be published under the fold, so if you think you might be offended, I invite you not to read the extended entry.




Hey, if the guy can lick his own junk like a dog, more power to him, I say. And if he can do that, I wanna know his secret. Just sayin.'

H/T Dave Barry

6 comments:

CGHill said...

Well, that explains why he's unemployed.

Jeffro said...

Snork!

threecollie said...

I notice that he is NOT a border collie.

Laura said...

There's a whole subculture of people who enjoy dressing up as animals. I call them weirdos, but they're called Furries.

jed said...

> I wanna know his secret

Yoga.

(Autofellatio -- you went there?)

Yeah, you know the old joke: Why does a dog lick his own balls? Because he can.

creakypavillion said...

Making a not to myself: do not ever go to Pittsburgh