Second Thoughts On Second Thoughts

Maybe I've been too hard on Jeffy in the past, especially where tying shoes are concerned. He has still never learned. Perhaps he's suffering from a learning disability, and I'm a cruel bastard who should be ashamed for making fun of someone who cannot help it.

Well, that's all fine and good, but the Keane Comics Complex thinks it is funny to bring it up all the time, and he's their character. So, I'm surmising that Jeffy is just a hopeless basket case and we'll be supporting him in some institution for the rest of his life after Mommy kicks the bucket or finally has had enough. Dolly, of course, knows which side her bread is buttered. It's Mommy, all the way.