Just going through my emails and hey! Seems my cable company is about to disconnect me! Seems like I have to click this here link thingy to set my account straight! Dammit - I likes moi TV!
Got DirecTV, and there is no cable internet in this town.
Those rascals! Why, that right there is funny, but what would be funnier would be a pickaxe protruding from the spammer's forehead! That would be real, real funny. I'd laugh and laugh at them.