Ladies: Just in case you're curious what would make a perfect day for a guy - well, here it is! Y'all can thank me later.
H/T Nuckle Kim
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We do not rent pigs
Well, feed the French and kill the Germans
You made my sphincter eat my underpants
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- A Train Wreck In Maxwell
- Alphecca
- Back Home Again
- Bob's Blog
- Brobunch - Kathy B.'s adventures
- Buy A Gun Day
- Cedar View Paint Horses
- Corn, Beans, Spent Brass, An Empty Page And A Deadline
- Cowgirl Confessions
- Creaky Pavilion (ETat!)
- Dennisranch's Weblog
- Dr. Amy Mainzer at Cosmic Diary
- Dustbury
- Every Blade of Grass
- Fetch My Flying Monkeys
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- Hillary Will, Top Fuel Driver
- Just The Library Keeper
- Left Coast Cowboys
- Life On The Road
- Look, A Baby Wolf!
- Lurking Rhythmically
- Mickey's Heavy Haul
- Morning Glory
- Much Ado About Nothing
- Neanderpundit
- Never Wanted Nothin' More
- Northview Dairy
- Plains Feeder
- Primordial Slack
- ROAD RAGE (Little Trucker) Wow! A cute gurl flatbedder!
- RT's Pondering
- Rachel Lucas (yep, she's back!)
- Ranching Mom
- Restrictor Plate This
- Scratching to Escape
- Serenity's Journal
- Six Degrees of Blondness
- Southview Farm
- Stock Car Science
- The Adventures of Roberta X
- The Anarchangel
- The Comics Curmudgeon
- The Crimson Kitchen
- The Local Malcontent
- The McGehee Zone
- The Other Side of Kim
- The Smallest Minority
- The View From the Porch
- Tools of Renewal
- Traction Control
- Witless Relocation Program
- finding me
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About Me
- Jeffro
- I've lived here on The Poor Farm most of my life. Located in western Kansas, where the wind blows - supposedly the Dodge City weather station at the airport has the highest average wind speed in the CONUS. It would be the "sticks" out here if there were any trees, but I like it. I really like the spring - when it is calm, and the smell of the fresh wheat and other plants fill the air with a unique "green" smell. My real love is the fall, when the air is cooling and calm, when you breath the air it is like a drink of cool water. Speaking of cool water, my well produces some mighty good tasting stuff. It is hard water for sure - all the faucets have lime on them, but I'll take it over soft mossy smelling reservoir water from the city any day.
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8 comments:
Great one!
I'm still wiping the tears of laughter out of my eyes!
If only that wasn't all true....every single word. rofl
Who stole my crackberry and got my itinerary? Really tho, I think the 24 oysters was a bit over the top. Let's keep it real.
drjim: I got a big tee hee when it showed up in my inbox.
threecollie: Yep, I fear it is all true. Us men are kinda simple that way.
Cedar View Paint Horses: Snork! Keep it real - as opposed to all the sex with nubile willing young women!
I dream big, Jeffro. But my dreams don't include shellfish.
I am just thinking that something is missing from this itinerary....
A shower, perhaps....makes me feel sorry for the Scarlett and the nymphomaniacs....
:-P
Snork! I gotta admit - after the back nine at Augusta I'd be all for a shower - particularly since I'd had an epic movement some hours before. Naps are so much better when one is "fresh."
Yeah, it was the EPIC part that caught my attention....LMAO
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