Hedonistic musings from the rural point of view
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Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Which Holiday Character Are You?
I was kinda thinking I might be The Grinch, when thinking of the answers I was giving. But I think this is fairly accurate - I can get pretty frustrated and frazzled, just like George.
I wonder whether Willie T. Stokes is even a possibility. I'd be the unreformed version.
The problem with most Christmas stories is that even the really bad guys find themselves turned around in the end. Bah. If I were a character in a Christmas movie, the last you'd see of me would be my ass headed on down the road, after I took a flame thrower to your tree. I'd look the lone biker of the apocalypse.
Hermie the dentist elf....somehow that hurts. lol
ReplyDeleteMary Baily, I don't know if I think of myself that way!
ReplyDeleteScut Farkus?
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether Willie T. Stokes is even a possibility. I'd be the unreformed version.
The problem with most Christmas stories is that even the really bad guys find themselves turned around in the end. Bah. If I were a character in a Christmas movie, the last you'd see of me would be my ass headed on down the road, after I took a flame thrower to your tree. I'd look the lone biker of the apocalypse.
With a hearty FU and a fart, his Harley hammered off in a clatter.
ReplyDeleteKris Kringle? Srsly, is that what I am? Either the old guy camouflaged pretty well, or I don't know myself at all!
ReplyDeleteI could understand Father in "he Christmas Story" (my favorite movie of all times) - but...Kris the soppy Kringle? Bah!
ReplyDelete(snicker.....) ;)
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