Hedonistic musings from the rural point of view
We do not rent pigs
Well, feed the French and kill the Germans
You made my sphincter eat my underpants
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Hate With The Heat Of A Thousand White Hot Suns
I have grown to detest these "animal" representatives of Geico insurance enough that I doubt if I'll ever be a customer of theirs, just because of how they've irritated me over the years. I wasn't too happy with 'em when they were among the first insurance outfits to increase fees for personal use of radar detectors. Now, they just piss me off. So, which one annoys you the worst? I'm leaning towards the pig.
Can't stand the pig, either. And he's such a smug little bastard on top of it. Nothing cute about him. I like what my brother-in-law wrote on a Facebook post about Geico commercials: "I want to send Geico a picture of a smoking ham with two pinwheels stuck in it...before it gets hit by a truck. Maybe eaten by a shark."
Would he then be "Celebrity Bacon"??
ReplyDeleteUmmmmm....BACON!
Can't stand the pig, either. And he's such a smug little bastard on top of it. Nothing cute about him. I like what my brother-in-law wrote on a Facebook post about Geico commercials: "I want to send Geico a picture of a smoking ham with two pinwheels stuck in it...before it gets hit by a truck. Maybe eaten by a shark."
ReplyDeleteHah! Love the imagery, Mo!
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