Hedonistic musings from the rural point of view We do not rent pigs Well, feed the French and kill the Germans You made my sphincter eat my underpants
Great one!I'm still wiping the tears of laughter out of my eyes!
If only that wasn't all true....every single word. rofl
Who stole my crackberry and got my itinerary? Really tho, I think the 24 oysters was a bit over the top. Let's keep it real.
drjim: I got a big tee hee when it showed up in my inbox.threecollie: Yep, I fear it is all true. Us men are kinda simple that way.Cedar View Paint Horses: Snork! Keep it real - as opposed to all the sex with nubile willing young women!
I dream big, Jeffro. But my dreams don't include shellfish.
I am just thinking that something is missing from this itinerary....A shower, perhaps....makes me feel sorry for the Scarlett and the nymphomaniacs....:-P
Snork! I gotta admit - after the back nine at Augusta I'd be all for a shower - particularly since I'd had an epic movement some hours before. Naps are so much better when one is "fresh."
Yeah, it was the EPIC part that caught my attention....LMAO
Great one!
ReplyDeleteI'm still wiping the tears of laughter out of my eyes!
If only that wasn't all true....every single word. rofl
ReplyDeleteWho stole my crackberry and got my itinerary? Really tho, I think the 24 oysters was a bit over the top. Let's keep it real.
ReplyDeletedrjim: I got a big tee hee when it showed up in my inbox.
ReplyDeletethreecollie: Yep, I fear it is all true. Us men are kinda simple that way.
Cedar View Paint Horses: Snork! Keep it real - as opposed to all the sex with nubile willing young women!
I dream big, Jeffro. But my dreams don't include shellfish.
ReplyDeleteI am just thinking that something is missing from this itinerary....
ReplyDeleteA shower, perhaps....makes me feel sorry for the Scarlett and the nymphomaniacs....
:-P
Snork! I gotta admit - after the back nine at Augusta I'd be all for a shower - particularly since I'd had an epic movement some hours before. Naps are so much better when one is "fresh."
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was the EPIC part that caught my attention....LMAO
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