The Poor Farm

Hedonistic musings from the rural point of view
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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bear Attack? Pah!

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

Created by Oatmeal

Just long enough to break out the Blitzenboomer Recoil Monster and blow the ugly ursine away.

Jeffro at 8:14 PM

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Jinglebob12:00 PM
48 seconds here. Total BS. I'd crush him with my bear hands. Bear hands.....get it?

beredr
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Jeffro12:06 PM
Snork!
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Jeffro: I've lived here on The Poor Farm most of my life. Located in western Kansas, where the wind blows - supposedly the Dodge City weather station at the airport has the highest average wind speed in the CONUS. It would be the "sticks" out here if there were any trees, but I like it. I really like the spring - when it is calm, and the smell of the fresh wheat and other plants fill the air with a unique "green" smell. My real love is the fall, when the air is cooling and calm, when you breath the air it is like a drink of cool water. Speaking of cool water, my well produces some mighty good tasting stuff. It is hard water for sure - all the faucets have lime on them, but I'll take it over soft mossy smelling reservoir water from the city any day.

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