| If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service. |
Haw! I've been using a picture of Obama for the same purpose.
ReplyDeleteThat gave me stomach cramps but I'll have to wait till tomorrow to see if it worked.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to write more of a comment, but now I Gotta Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, very funny~!