What a marvelous bastard . I bow to the master . I pulled some crap over the years but that .... well i am speechless . Both my survival and my buddys thank god that i was never quite that inventive . For my own defense tho at MY wedding i did ask the bridesmades to dance ( during ) and invite them to the " orgy/reception . The pastor knew both me and the bride , but he still fumbled due to giggling like a schoolgirl . That is the best i can do , but it pails to the master of toast i have seen here .
why?
ReplyDeleteI'd have shot my best man, Marty, if he'd toasted us thataway.
I'm glad Marty didn't - I'd hate reading about you in the papers.
ReplyDeleteUh...I would not be amused. Why do people make arses of themselves at weddings? My family would be mortified.
ReplyDeleteThat guy is fearless and creative...as Jabba would say, "my kind of scum."
ReplyDeleteWhat a marvelous bastard . I bow to the master . I pulled some crap over the years but that .... well i am speechless . Both my survival and my buddys thank god that i was never quite that inventive . For my own defense tho at MY wedding i did ask the bridesmades to dance ( during ) and invite them to the " orgy/reception . The pastor knew both me and the bride , but he still fumbled due to giggling like a schoolgirl . That is the best i can do , but it pails to the master of toast i have seen here .
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